February 28 2015

Jesus Loves Strippers

Read adapted excerpt in Nailed Magazine

NOVEL: Coming soon.

Opening Paragraph
“Hi. My mom is a stripper. Not a nudist. Not a prostitute. But a pole hugger. It’s complicated being the son of a stripper. You’re never quite sure where it’s okay for your eyes to look at women anymore, especially your mom. You never get all the stripper glitter out of your clothes after you hug her. You have to keep the secret, like Ann Frank, and try to hide the fact you have a stripper in your house. It’s complicated on many levels but the glitter is always a dead giveaway.”